1.
Be Less
Lazy. When I posted this twenty days late, I knew that I had an issue.
2.
Eat No
Gluten or Sugar. Apparently, the
root of all my “digestive issues” is Gluten, coupled with sugar, so everything
worth eating is off limits to me.
Yay. Today is our fifteenth day
of “Rabbit Food.”
3.
Run
Another Half Marathon. I lost a ton of ground because I am lazy, and so now
I get to experience the training for a half marathon all over again, from the
beginning! Yay!
4.
As for my fourth, and last, goal, it is quite
important. Read no More Brain Candy
Books. This includes 90% of what I read, and so this will be hard. Very
Hard. On the bright side, I only intend to not read my babies until June
fifteenth.
So, as of today, I officially
state this this is Day 1 of The Brain
Candy Fast: Endured By Mia. The Brain Candy Fast: Endured By Mia will
be hard and painful. In fact, it will be
wrenching. I will be suffering, so honor
my sacrifice by spreading word of it and its nobility wherever you go. That will be my only comfort.
On another note, I have been falling deeper and deeper in
love with my bow as each day goes by, (Thank you, Bekah!) but I am in deep
distress. The Netherlands is a petite country. To give an example, our backyard is slightly
bigger than an American bedroom. My bow is a wondrous weapon that could be used
to kill many small furry creatures including fat puggles, so I am not allowed
to shoot it in the house or outside in our backyard. However, nobody really
enjoys watching me ruthlessly take down surprised pigeons, non-existent
squirrels, and random dogs, so nobody goes with me to the field often so that I
can shoot.
(Actually, truth be told, I have taken down no small furry
animals. Namely squirrels, which don’t live in the Netherlands. Also rabbits. I
haven’t shot any rabbits. Or dogs. Or pigeons. I’m working on being capable of
hitting a side of a house right now. Then I’ll work on hitting inanimate
targets. But it’s only a matter of time, squirrels…)
That’s all.
